Girls are really expensive
I work about 35ish hours a week and I work hard. I live at school and have bills to pay like, I pay for all my car expenses and I pay for all the food I eat, and all the entertainment I have. I also pay about $500 a month for school. Now compaired to how much I earn at work I should have accumulated with the expenses over the last year a solid 5G's however when I look at my account its always empty! I dont understand. Where is the rest of my money going? then it dawned on me. I have a girlfriend. so i took my bank stantment and i looked at just how much i spend on her. God i hope she doesn't read this. every other transaction was spent on her. iIam a very cheap man. And most nights I go hungry because I dont want to spend any money getting food. however when i'm with hershe finds a way of making me spend money. I was just looking. i'm spending about an extra 300 bucks a month on her. in the form of movies, food, gifts, trips. last month was valentines day and that month I spent over $300 on a necklace alone. I dont know how it happens but if its for her, nothing can be too expensive. Someone please tell me is this mornal? Do other guys spend this much money on their girlfriends? I think that i might have a problem. She tells me that I dont have to buy her things, and she has way more money than me. But i always find myself pulling that card out of my pocket and before i know it i'm broke. I think that its a problem i have. I feel important when I can get her things. And fellas we've got to admit its pretty imbarasing when we make her pay for herself. So this is the conclusion that I've come to, men, if you want to be welthy and have lots of money in life, then have no relationships with women.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Dan's thought of the day
Do fish go to heven?
Let me explain. I have a little pet dog, and this dog has had a couple close encounters with death. The first one happened when she was only two monthes old. she got hit by a football. now i'm sure your thinking to yourself, that doesn't sound too bad, and its really not that big of a deal to a normal dog but she wasn't normal. she waied less then 2 pounds. and was about half the seze of the football that we were playing with. the football went up and came down right on top of her. i saw it happen an slow motion. the ball first hit her on the head than from the force of the football hitting her so hard her head hit the sidewalk. she layed there unconsious for just a little bleeding through the mouth, before my mom came running out grabbing the dog and took her caying all the way to the animal haspital. she had a concussion and swelling of her brain. she survived but she hasn't been the same since. now shes afraid of spoons plates shovels and just about all other football shapped objects.
Now back to my question i believe and many other people believe that if she would've died that day or that when any beloved pets die they go to heven. so what about fish? do beloved fish go to heaven? if so there would need to be water in heaven for them to live in. so if there is water in heaven then there is a possibility of life in heaven because its common knowledge that water is the beginning stage of life. thats why seintists look for water on other planets, to see if that planet could support life. so do fish go to heaven?
Do fish go to heven?
Let me explain. I have a little pet dog, and this dog has had a couple close encounters with death. The first one happened when she was only two monthes old. she got hit by a football. now i'm sure your thinking to yourself, that doesn't sound too bad, and its really not that big of a deal to a normal dog but she wasn't normal. she waied less then 2 pounds. and was about half the seze of the football that we were playing with. the football went up and came down right on top of her. i saw it happen an slow motion. the ball first hit her on the head than from the force of the football hitting her so hard her head hit the sidewalk. she layed there unconsious for just a little bleeding through the mouth, before my mom came running out grabbing the dog and took her caying all the way to the animal haspital. she had a concussion and swelling of her brain. she survived but she hasn't been the same since. now shes afraid of spoons plates shovels and just about all other football shapped objects.
Now back to my question i believe and many other people believe that if she would've died that day or that when any beloved pets die they go to heven. so what about fish? do beloved fish go to heaven? if so there would need to be water in heaven for them to live in. so if there is water in heaven then there is a possibility of life in heaven because its common knowledge that water is the beginning stage of life. thats why seintists look for water on other planets, to see if that planet could support life. so do fish go to heaven?
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